TOP CLASS REUNION QUOTES
From the 20 Year Reunion of Fruitdish High School in Fruitdish, TN:

"I wish we could have had the reunion in January. My doctor said I really need another eight weeks to recover from the lipo."  

"Oh…sorry about that. Paula here really thought you were pregnant, didn't you, Paula?"

"Sorry, Jason…I still wouldn't date you if you were the last guy on earth!" "Well, I'm not!  What time should I pick you up?!"  

"Hey, Harry!  You still known as the Minute Man?" "Why don't I show ya out in the parking lot, Julie? Ya got a second?"

"Yeah, I'm married with a colonial, two kids, the minivan and a dog. But I still don't have a white picket fence, dammit.  What kind of American dream is that?"  

"Beth Turner!  Oh my God! It's so good to see you! I had heard you were dead. Good to see you got better."

"Yeah, my marriage didn't work out. I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?"

"I just retired from the military. It was a great career. I joined the Army, met a lot of interesting people, then I killed them."

"True, I may be bald now…but at least I never have a bad hair day."

"It's a shame we didn't have a 15-year reunion. I could've bragged about the millions of dollars I used to have."

"Stop poking my gut! I still have my six-pack! I just happen to protect them now with this here keg."

"I had the biggest crush on you in high school! I thought you were the greatest guy on the planet!" "Wow, what a coincidence! I thought I was the greatest guy on the planet as well!"

"I just love being a mother. My husband says I wear it well. In fact, he calls me a mother nearly every day!"

"Hey, except for the extra chins, the spare tire around your waist, the wrinkles around your eyes and the glare from the top of your head, you haven't changed a bit!"
Although not enough to proceed with our original plan for the Country Club, many people have still purchased tickets.

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